unusual_whales Asteroid looking good here

zeckoin at $0.0004M

Unironically deploying into the most retarded (best) memecoins here. Retardio

10% yield? We’re getting there.

Buying music royalties feels like what NFTs could have and should have been. Catalogs of songs going for under 5x LTM (last twelve months of earnings). That’s 20% yield if things stay the same. Depending on the songs earnings could go up or down. Royalty Exchange

something got fixed on 10/10 people were forced to get jobs and add value to society instead of gambling and watching hentai all day.

"Be greedy when others are fearful" They're not fearful bro, they're just not interested

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top

I’m hearing people (gays) are making so many butt plugs out of silver that there’s no physical silver left. Gays are paying 10% over CME prices because they need the feeling of real silver. Don’t ever sell. Squeeze them for all they’re worth.

BREAKING: The crowds in NYC are packed so tightly tonight for the ball drop that everyone’s adult diapers are being squeezed out like sponges down their legs and overflowing out their shoes. “It smells like Mumbai does every day” one bystander commented. “Thanks, Mamdani”.

A Solana dApp just crossed 150k SOL in revenue within less than 5 months. Mfers don’t know what’s gonna hit them….

This has been shared a lot to show that buying when there is a low fear/greed index score isn't a good idea. But sub 10 odds look really good to me... And run this out to 180 days+, 365 days, etc and I bet things go wildly in favor of buying the fear.

Crypto is so back, boyz. Almost 2000% APR with massive deflation at the same time. There's a gold rush starting and the pumpfun kids with their broken tokenomics don't know about it yet. $LOG CHOPCORP - MINING PROTOCOL 🪓

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I've been hoping for huge discounts on DAT companies and I think I just hit the motherlode. $DFDV stock. They hold 0.0743 SOL per share. That's $6.96 of SOL per $4.50 share even after a big bump up today. That's effectively buying SOL for $60 each. 44% discount to NAV. And

Lol half my $DFDV shares are already lent out for someone shorting. A free 22% while SOL goes up and blows the shorters up…

Late update: I bailed on $DFDV after learning more about their debt situation. It worked out as a short term trade though. Did the same thing with $CYPH yesterday and was regretting buying so much and then got bailed out by the huge pump today lol. Had a buttload of $META

Dumped all single stocks on Friday and shaved a little off index funds. HOOD was up like 45% from my buy a few weeks ago. Just seemed like time to bail. Good catalysts used up and only bad ones left... As we can see by more Middle East garbo today. Maybe it keeps going up, but

Bought some $HIMS, $AVEX stocks and ethereum:0xf280b16ef293d8e534e370794ef26bf312694126, ethereum:0x249130f5e2dd4cf278180c0df8273f3592ad1247 crypto. Maybe I’ll write up why later, but just posting here for now.

Set up a fat pool of ethereum:0x249130f5e2dd4cf278180c0df8273f3592ad1247 to help out the liquidity on Ethereum. I can’t go back to buying/selling stuff on BTC directly. I just can’t.