every time someone posts this fancast, grrm deletes another chapter from the winds of winter

Summary: “I didn’t defund the police. Well, I did, but it’s not my fault. Now that I defunded the police, the city of Houston has to find other ways to fund the police because I defunded the police.” - Greg Abbott

Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.

Immediately cutting communication with his best friend of 20+ years after learning of his sexual offenses……..denouncing Isr*el…….rolling a joint in less than 5 secs……..you aight white boy.

The way I feel about the pope is the way I feel about my mom. If she annoys me I can complain about her but if someone else insults her I will end their bloodline

Wild how Pope Leo is drawing many of us non-practicing Catholics closer to our faith while will these MAGA folks are abandoning the church for Trumpism, it’s very telling.

Chuds are like “heh I’m going to trigger the wokes by running them over” It’s literally GTA you run everyone over, no one gaf.

Real life vs The Onion

my favorite thing about this moment is that you can see pacino’s lips about to say BIG ass but his instincts kick in knowing GREAT ass will be better and he was right and that’s why he’s al pacino

WHO!?

No offense I wouldn’t be that surprised if we’re being deadass

I physically retched

The cannibals are poisoning your water and your food and the air your children breathe. Your grandchildren will not live as long as you. This is a crime against the future of human life.

Polymarket is evil for all the obvious reasons but it is also a right wing machine for lying

madonna ladies and gentlemen. don’t get it twisted

California is so woke it’s the law for landlords to replace now . Felt awesome being an asshole like this

Rain smeller here. Didn’t know we couldn’t all do this