Staying in bed all day today. 🛏️

i think jobs should have 30 minutes of silent reading time every day after lunch just like fifth grade did

Why do fools get a special day?

Imma need the names of those responsible for the incredible musical arrangements shared today by the BYUI and the UVU choirs, cause these numbers are 🔥💯👌 #GeneralConference

Who was your favorite speaker this #GeneralConference, and why was it Elder Kearon?

Dolly I'm actually working 8-5, please help.

Shout-out to songs where they spell out words.

whoever been making the NYT connections over the last 10 days needs to seek professional help, the patterns you’re seeing are in your head babe

I don’t have a five year plan but my forever and ever and ever plan is to keep calling it Twitter.

This is the quality content I expect from all my social media apps.

The most patriotic movies (in no particular order): • National Treasure • Independence Day • An American Tail Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Everyone watching the opening ceremonies: "Wow! So cool! So unique!" Me watching the opening ceremonies: "Those poor instruments in the rain!" 😢 #Olympics

This is everything.

The perfect chair doesn’t exi… 🫢

"I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers. It would be terrible if we just skipped from September to November, wouldn't it?" — L.M. Montgomery (Anne of Green Gables)

in retrospect, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords really might've been a better basis for a system of government.

It’s like when Barbie returns to Barbie land after the Kens take over, except we didn’t even get to experience the joys of life under strong female leadership first.