my barber done revived me

this drink starting to taste like i gotta fuck somebody

at her own bachelorette party but she’s still viewing my linkedin #uncstillgotit

if you’re fat why are you watching love island, like go lose some weight fatso

enough is enough #AmorimOut

2025 is too woke for me, no way im listening to a podcast at the gym. put that lil durk and gunna on

how i was moving when she sent me that text at 10:56pm on April 2 2024

pray 4 Charlie

u want shots for the girls damn order some

Amorim sacked by the morning

allen iverson prolly feel like he been living in a fever dream these past few years

so poor i tipped the bartender with a compliment

🚨BREAKING🚨🗣️PETE HEGSETH: [MADURO] F’D AROUND AND HE FOUND OUT

bank wants a wire fee to send > $500 directly from your account to someone else’s this is why crypto will win

physiognomy never lies

i got a bitch with a nose big enough to close the strait of Hormuz

putting an emoji next to her name in your phone

when u know yo hoe goin but u can’t prove it <<<

ftf

foid caught me in a lie she #nothappy