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Oxford Girl

@oxgirlprobs

Oxford girl with a lot of problems

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calendar_today11-05-2015 16:51:27

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"Millennials are spoilt" yep employers want 60 years experience and I'll be renting till I'm 109 so life's pretty fucking sweet thanks Brian

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My CV says I’m enthusiastic and by that I mean I’m really fucking enthusiastic about about Stranger Things and cheesy garlic bread

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We all have that mate who can find out another person’s entire life story in 2 clicks... Like Jesus fucking Christ Alice, get yourself down to the next MI5 recruitment day hun

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When a weird guy tries to dance with you and you give your mate the “come and pretend you’re my lesbian lover ASAP” look

When a weird guy tries to dance with you and you give your mate the “come and pretend you’re my lesbian lover ASAP” look
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Starting a sentence with “not trying to be harsh but...” to let everyone know you’re about to be the harshest bitch that ever did live

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Fitness bloggers: listen to your body My body: two kilograms of carbonara with side of roast potatoes and a dozen espresso martinis pls