you can’t have an olympics with no spectators where the fastest woman is in timeout for smoking weed. that is a PE class

Happy as a Clam? This Clam Actually Has Clinical Depression: ow.ly/qGi250FvsYK

#STILLWATER was “directly inspired by the Amanda Knox saga.” Director Tom McCarthy tells Vanity Fair, “he couldn’t help but imagine how it would feel to be in Knox’s shoes.” ...But that didn’t inspire him to ask me how it felt to be in my shoes.

Cast him in everything, please.

Life isn’t particularly a smorgasbord of joy and delight, my god, enjoy the wins.

Another historic first that indicts the entire system.

🌏's largest med complex in Houston is stressed w/ 426% more daily hospitalizations than last month. 💔

Do you have good taste? Or are you just rich?

Give money to Hope for Haiti if you want to help. It's the most immediate way to get resources to people who need it. hopeforhaiti.com

Your 30-second TikTok of a "quick and delicious meal" requires 9000 hours of real-time chopping.

I don't think we need Requiem for a Dream so available to stream. All the old millennials already watched it and we are thoroughly scarred.

Me to Jacob Scott: We should befriend a crow. Narrator: And it was then that she realized the TikTok algorithm had won.

Look, just positing an idea here, just floating one for free, but what if we replaced Kirsten Sinema with Tig Notaro.

Nobody: Every old white man on earth:

I love horror and my favorite movies are thrillers w/ leading ladies. I recommend: 1. You're Next (Intruder thriller) 2. The Descent (spelunking thriller) 3. Hush (Mike Flanagan + Kate Siegel!) Happy Halloween!! 🎃💀

Pho phor dinner. 🍜

Something I want to see more of in 2022: singers aggressively pulling their earpiece out before really going for it. I want to see less of: Mark Wahlberg. Ideally none. Please pass along to relevant parties. Thank you.