pavlov: my hair is so dry

dog: should have conditioned it

I love having a nap on the couch in the evening before moving to bed to sleep. It's like a sleep appetiser, a nappetiser.

This is actually incredible.

Pretending someone is wack
Or untalented cause you don’t like them personally is so lame to me lmao . U gotta Get that hater shit up out cha spirit

Mark Cuban once got fined $15,000 for dropping the F-bomb... and then this happened

Na nilikuwa nimewawuon!

business tip.

INSTEAD OF SAYING
“i work from home”: weak, lazy, does not sound productive

SAY
“i practically live at the office”: a real go-getter, dedicated to the grind, a worker bee

“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.”
~Ernest Hemingway

if you go out into the real world…and 3 people tell you that you look pretty in one day.. you would feel very confident. y’all gotta get off these apps and touch grass fr😂😂

KJ is actually worse than Kamotho, Kamotho was old and illiterate

KJ is young and educated

Maybe I'm wrong but watu wako ground can correct me. Nime notice hii excessive flooding is not happening in estates za kitambo. Buru, jeri, marish, langata,hata eastlieigh..It's mostly happening in newer developments where there are no centralized drainage systems. Poleni 254 🙏

and seeing that u were basically right about the definition cuz ur great at context lol

Confession:

I collect ad copy like rich people collect watches.

8 examples:

Getting older is all about knowing a guy. A tax guy, a car guy, a plumbing guy, I don’t measure wealth in terms of money, but by how many guys you know

'The most important part of your journey is the step you're taking at this moment. And that's something to continuously realize and practice, because that's all there ever is.' —Eckhart Tolle

Guys, this is the right time to buy Starlink, especially the folks like me who are living in remote area. I have done multiple reviews and shared with you how it has become reliable over time.
Let me give you one use case

Steve Jobs admired the Japanese focus on quality over marketing.

Just read an article I’ve had open in my tabs for four months. Anything is possible!!! Keep going! You can do it!!!!

Embarrassment is the cost of entry. If you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.