chilis has always been a solid bit, never once thought it’d be a reality for me though. crazy how life is so full of surprises

i made it to yahoo! news. i feel truly blessed. never thought i’d make it this far. i have to say, the view from the top is beautiful

i found out banana boy cannot handle good liquor like i can. i still love him so much though & will be caring for him during these trying times (he has his head out my window throwing up)

how do you describe boob feel

self care saturday but it’s just me cleaning my house for once in my goddamn life

if the check engine light on ur car turns on & then turns back off for no reason, ur legally allowed to list mechanic and/or wizard on ur resume

evidently i do not care what the people think

i’m letting the people choose my fate

just finished another book

who up who yearning on a wednesday night