You could give Everton a 30-point deduction and they still wouldn't go down.

Anthony Gordon completed more passes to Everton players (5) than Newcastle players (4). Star boy. 💫

Fucking love this guy

Feed the scousers 😩 Delighted Everton have gone in front after the nonsense getting sung by the Chelsea fans. #EVECHE

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Night games at Goodison just hit different. 🤩 Not too many of these left now, Blues. Let's get the place rocking tonight! ✊ #CarabaoCup

When I saw gana gueye walking up to take that pen

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Everton somehow haven’t had 10 v 11 advantage in a game of football since 2020, but during the same period EFC have received 14 red cards against them 🔴 This vid shows some of the worst challenges EFC have faced EVEN WITH VAR HOW DID NOT 1 RESULT IN A RED CARD? PGMO ❌🤷🏼‍♂️

The mistake Everton made was only making a loss of £105m. If they signed 42 players for a quarter of a billion in one season like Forest, they might’ve been deducted 4 points rather than 10. Simple really.

"Where's Dad tonight mum?" "He's dressed up as an inflatable dinosaur to watch Jordan Pickford get Man of The Match again son"

hang it in the louvre

Crazy things/circumstances that have kept Everton in the Premier League for the last three seasons. What have I missed ⬇️⬇️