They told me to “learn to code” so I did. I’ve created a competitor to “23 and me” called “6 million and me.” Gets right to the point. Subscribe today! Ladle.tv *ladle is a comedy site and in no way will process your dna

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One of my listeners actually figured out why they can’t hear alarm chirps. This letter wasn’t knocking his co worker, it’s just honest. It also may be why they can’t hear police sirens. Legitimately I think this may be true Ladle.tv TopLobsta Shane Cashman

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This is an excellent breakdown of Jordan Peterson’s main solipsistic trick. Motte and Bailey fallacy. It’s verbal chess. And Peterson got put in a situation where all of his tricks were revealed. That’s why it’s important to never bluff or posture. It’s always a liability. Just

Every morning we pick a bunch of heirloom fruits and veggies. Those tomatoes would be 5 dollars each at an organic food store. We can get 100 a year from a single plant from a single seed. Each tomato has 100 seeds in it. You can preserve them by making sauce or canning. “The

management strategies around digital currency, AI, CBDC and Mandrake, people will get the things they choose, always another way, and what makes you a good person.

After a lot of thought. My current position on the “Trump assassination attempt” is that a civilian (firefighter) and assassin (patsy) were actually shot. And the photo op was completely orchestrated. Bullets weren’t being shot at trunq in my opinion. The behavior around him

The dollar was the stable coin of gold 1:1 Over time it became corrupted. So now the dollar will be the gold standard for the crypto blockchain. So every transaction is logged, taxed, and regulated on a permanent ledger. Imagine a currency so insane that the dollar is what

Ed Krassenstein By far the biggest piece of evidence that the letter is fake is that i did the exact bit as a joke hours before the release. Either im psychic or the WSJ comedy writers are sneaking their hand in the cookie jar again

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Step by step on how to get 100 tomato’s from a seed. I know it’s a wild claim but here’s my secret.

I just realized something. My insanely high tomato outputs are because of indeterminate heirloom variation. A lot of people are growing determinate plants which give one output and then done. The heritage varieties just keep producing until the frost kills them.

Apparently I’ve been reporting reality a day early all week

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We really do get what we want. Jimmy Fallon wanted to be Johnny Carson. God First, Family First, Comedy First.

The journey to seeing that nuclear bombs are fake starts when you admit to yourself that just a hand full of blacks can do more damage than the biggest bomb in the world. Either nukes are fake or we should wear radiation suits around people named “Jamal.”

The actual dirty bomb is just dropping tons of migrants in small towns and watching them make it dirty. The nuclear bomb was dropped on the nuclear family and it split the Adam. The man. “Someone may bring a dirty bomb into Minneapolis.” They did it’s called Somalians.