I want ‘cat amongst the pigeons’ on a T-shirt #thetraitors

“put your fucking flippers up Antarctica”

suddenly everyone in that castle this week for no apparent reason #TheTraitors

just watched a man down a redbull followed by a can of monster on the northern line at 9:22 in the morning. impressive stuff.

what about those of us that did neither????

Why is having a work life balance a bad thing???? These people want you to be miserable robots!!

Ok so explain how Donkey and Dragon get married in Shrek???

This post has just unlocked a core memory of playing headers and volleys bumslaps (with a slightly better quality ball) Bare bum bumslaps on a cold winters night? Horrific x

Mother Wolf is returning. What a day.

sat on the train into town for dinner and a boogie with my best friends, tinnie in hand, listening to a disco playlist. life is good today ☺️

highly chaotic voicemail transcript from Big Yellow Self Storage in Balham. “we do some great girls as well”

If you all take your damn backpacks off, wear deodorant and move down the carriage when you get on then we will all have a significantly better journey 😭

Successful day one in Austria 🇦🇹 ⛷️

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We have now reached the age where we’re having a new kitchen reveal party organised in the group chat. And I tell you what, I cannot wait.

If any of my friends/contacts in the arts in London can help out at all with the below, I would be extremely grateful 🙏🏻

still find it so strange because that’s literally my a-level English classroom behind him lol