When the enemy team has 6 Lúcios and they all have their ultimates charged

. @deathblossomtxt

I'm being bullied

@ovwreceptionist [gently opens door] someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

@ovwreceptionist Harley, please, don't do this to your pal Harper

@ovwreceptionist <3?

[shes left a package of cookies and chocolates for every staff member in front of their rooms]

I do three things: 1) Shitpost 2) Get Drunk 3) Be Gay I don't do anything else

This is MY kitchen and if you come in here at 3 in the goddamn morning wondering why there's flour everywhere I'll take it as an insult

I'm experimenting don't shame me

My name is harper and I'm here to say I'm extremely concerned over what you are all eating, please, /let me cook for you/

"There's no food here, harper do you know anywhere I could go to eat?"

I didn't go to culinary school for four years to have you come into my kitchen and complain

//henlo it is #munday i will participate x.com/galaxyb0i/stat…

I SPILLED AN ENTIRE POT OF NOODLES /FUCK/

there's been a noodle spill no spaghetti

henlo harper hello you STINKY COOK go spill lasagna UGLY

YES I DO THE COOKING YES T DOES THE CLEANING YES VAL KEEPS THE NANNA REAL SWEET FOR THE EATING LÚCIO BREAKS IT THE FUCK DOWN

//hey so i will probably not b using this acct anymore? idk rp just. isn't my thing anymore,, find me at my main Ramiro

//i've been considering this for a long time and i mean. i have no muse anyways. i can't deactivate this acct, but i'll never b on here