When he just accepted a full time offer for an Investment Banking analyst at Jefferies

Stop feeling guilty about requesting days off. I’m fact, stop asking your manager. Just tell them you’ll be taking off XYZ days.

My friend told me his employer gave him a promotion and higher salary two months ago but they haven’t started paying him new salary. He tried bringing it up but they kept pushing it off. Told him to bluff resignation with a back up offer. Suddenly they were ready to pay

Include your vaccination status on your resume.

Company leadership is so strange. They’d rather lose top performing employees vs give them a decent bonus/salary increase. Only to panic and hire average employees at a higher salary.

Include your pronouns on your resumes and cover letters. Please!

At first I thought I was overpaid, now I feel like I’m not paid enough for this…

Am thinking about starting a new recruiting agency: Recruiters for Only Fans Labor

Two people decided to have intercourse in the 90s and now I have to work 5 days a week

Job Applicants: Hey, what’s the status of my application? Recruiters:

JUST IN - Record 4.5 million Americans quit their jobs in November (AP)

He’s a 4 but he works at Goldman Sachs

She’s a 2 but her dad is the CEO

She’s a 10 but can’t get promoted to associate

He’s a 10 but got fired from McKinsey

He’s a 10 but just got out of jail for securities fraud

We are announcing mass layoffs.

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