"Does having this lady dress up as me mean I can stick the kettle on and put my feet up for a weekend?"

//Silly autocorrect is silly.

//I don't watch Dragonball and I run this account and I still think this is a ridiculous poll because Goku would wipe the floor with Tracer. Try Saitama. Or hell, even someone like Saiki Kusuo or Medaka Kurokami.

"I wonder if I can tweak this thing to send me back to the start of the summer. I don't like how cold and wet its getting."

"I'm glad we're past Halloween. Winston asked me to help him get a costume. Ever tried to get a costume sized for an ape? You get some seriously strange looks."

"Sometimes people ask if my outfit is cold in winter. What a silly question...of course it is. I'm practically freezing to death here. But I couldn't run properly if I had heavier clothing on my legs, which might mean getting my head shot off so..."

"A very Merry Christmas to you all. It is Christmas, right? My chronal accelerator didn't glitch again?"

"A very Merry Christmas to you all. It is Christmas, right? My chronal...wait, deja-vu?"

"I wonder if I can persuade 76 to buy me some ice cream given the weather."

"...pfffffff bahahah." x.com/EgyptianFlight…

"Oh I thought you were making a pun." x.com/EgyptianFlight…