“why the fuck would anyone want to be an auditor?”

“Such a coincidence that you always sample the errors.”

first year in public accounting be like

“accounting isn’t the addrenaline rush that most people think it is.”

“I hate doing numbers. Literally makes my brain hurt.”

“I’d date anyone that can get me out of public accounting.”

“As an accountant, I am a mourning person.”

“God save materiality and whoever created it.”

i understand but at the same time don’t - how a variance of $100 million can be immaterial

I was at a cookout and an older man asked me what I did for a living. I said accounting. He winced and said “honey, you probably want to change that if you ever want a husband. No man wants to marry an accountant.”

“I literally have to google everything accounting related.”

me risking my entire professional career for an extra 15 min of sleep

Doctors life goal: 1) become a doctor 3) marry a doctor 3) make their kids doctors Accountants life goals: 1) become an accountant 2) tell your siblings and friends not to be an accountant 3) tell everyone not to study accounting

my friend needs to learn accounting in two days, any good resources? accounting major: adderall

I told the client the bank balance on the rec did not agree to the bank statement. Her response... “they never agree.”

“i’m so tired my heart hurts.”

“what’s an audit?”

“I’m an amazing accountant in my sleep.”

*9 am* staff: hola senior: I am ready to log off

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