♛.... 𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝐼 𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑢𝑝 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑛𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝘩𝑎𝑡, 𝑏𝑢𝑡.. 𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒... ⮎ / ❤️ ?

𝐈'𝐦 𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐢-𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐲𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐝... 𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫-𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐭!

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ㅤㅤWill they become my sᴀᴠɪᴏʀ, ㅤㅤand take me into an ㅤㅤ𝗎͟𝗇͟𝗄͟𝗇͟𝗈͟𝗐͟𝗇͟ ͟𝗐͟𝗈͟𝗋͟𝗅͟𝖽͟? ㅤㅤ𝑂𝑟 ㅤㅤAre they just 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 cup ㅤㅤof 𝗍𝖾𝖺 to make my day ㅤㅤ𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐭? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

🤣😂😂😂😂

anyway.

Cyril, Cyril. Oh, where could that blubbering Magus be?

"Hello, hello. What, disappointed that I didn't show up in a swimsuit this summer? Too bad. Guess you'll have to wait until next time. Not that it'll ever happen again in your lifetime."

"Huh? Is that a complaint I'm hearing?"

"Are you SERIOUSLY asking a God of Love to cover themselves up? That's like asking a human to breathe underwater. If you don't like what you see, you could always just . . . close your eyes."

"Distracting AND annoying? Come on now, it's almost cute how played out this 'i don't care' act is, can't you just admit that you can't take your eyes off me like a man? If you do, maybe I might even reward you."

"Ugh. Really? You know, love and lust share a common factor. It's about taking what you want and making it yours. I don't belong to anyone, and even if I did, why should that stop you? If you've already gone through the trouble of ogling me, then just go for the kill."

"Aaaand there it is. Do you have any idea who you're talking to? Don't try and play coy with me, boy. You're the one who should worry about yourself. Well. All of this is just a hypothetical anyway. Like I'd ever give you the pleasure of sex ⸺ or seeing me clothed."

ermmmm actually im not a bad person i just wanted to be loved

Sometimes I wish I had a gag reflex.

"It'd be pretty helpful, y'know?"

"Ehhh? You think so? For me, it's a pain in the ass because I have to swallow everyone's bullshit."

Aaaaand there he is. Right on cue, even. I sure know how to pick'em. I should get to work . . . . . . . or not. I think today's another 'i-don't-give-a-damn' day.

It's not like I'm getting paid. I make my own hours and my own time. The only drawback is that it's basically expected of me. If I don't clock in at some point then my title is pretty much up for scrutiny. Then again, it's not like I don't enjoy . . . aspects of it.