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I can’t believe I’m a women

The sad thing about project makeover is that it’s just candy crush

Just woke up from a dream where I was auditioning for Brooklinen the musical on Broadway

New York Times clitoris article

Got turned away at the ER 😔 apparently doctors hate me for my one simple trick.

Who remembers the theremin solo in Boom Boom Pow

Only fitting that I should have my period on halloweekend. Anyone need some blood

Laser anxiety removal

me all me at 3am day looking at clothes

Ert and Bernie

Nothing like coming home after a cold rainy day and blanching your body in a scalding bath until you feel like you’re suffocating. *chefs kees*

Womanizer has got to have the worst bridge in pop music history

Feeding my man hot chips and lies

For this lent I am giving up

I don’t get PMS I just get MS. Multiple sclerosis

Did it hurt Your balls When you fell from heaven

twink peaks