patrick verona <3

I'm not a hot mess. I'm a spicy disaster.

They say good things take time... That’s why I’m always late.

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.

I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.

Life’s good, you should get one.

I showed up because my girl is complaining about being neglected on this social media.

Like for a new friend.

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Always with me.

Max coded, Hockey. Night. Leather. Shadows. Ink. Steel. Chains. Wolves. Velvet. Smoke. Ravens. Obsidian. Ruins. Thunder. Slytherin. Onyx.

I’m not crazy. The voices tell me I am entirely sane.

If you’re waiting for me to give a crap, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet.