[The heavens open and down floats a most outrageous man. A man of beautiful visage and splendour. He lands gently upon the mountain of and Targon and yells into the howling wind] I’m baaaaaaaccckkk~~~

Where is everyone!?. Oh my jolly rancher, I have been gone far too long!.

[He gasps.] Now now we can’t be having that.

I have been at this tavern for....Weeks. The walls are a bore. The ale is dry. The patrons are...simple. I yearn for a better—more outgoing—atmosphere

“Oh no it was me just me. I forgot my armour nearby.”

“Oh!?. Well I could just leave it all behind. Be a free spirit.”

Yasuooooo~. Look up in the sky and see. It's me!. Take to the wind and the skies with me!. Fly!. Be free!.

[He leaps forward, his armor falling from his shoulders and torso. A blinding, radiant light shining to obscure what otherwise would be a splendorous sight.] A glorious suggestion!!!!!!!!.

'Hello. I would like to sell you these precious gems.' ". . . These are merely stones." 'FOOL!'

We are all dazzling gems deep within ourselves. Look inside yourself!.

'Tis a beautiful thing, my fuzzy fellow. May the radiant light shine ever so bright. . .so that those that find solace in it's light may be lead to righteousness~.

Who's this Rakan?. Is he...hmmmmFABULOUS?. Will he steal my heart...ATaGLANCE!?.

Hush now, big boy. Let the girls and boys do their nifty work. Ooo~. [Steps aside as they suddenly start taking pictures of Graves] x.com/gravesthebxss/…

We must all clap our hands and enjoy the night. Ready?. 1--2--3 IF YOU'RE OUTRAGEOUS AND YOU KNOW IT---

Spider spray in the air~. x.com/lairofthequeen…

My~DARLINGS

Who would like to see...A MAGIC TRICK!?

Abippitybeeabippitybooabippityboppityboo~. {His clothes pop off in a most splendid manner}