The World Cup is in one month and there’s ZERO hype bruh, USA are the worst hosts ever

Eze winning the league at Selhurst park, the club that made him in his first season at Arsenal would be such a fairy tale ending for a fairy tale season.

The most useless minister in a government full of useless ministers.

Breaking News: According to reports from locals in Kwa-Ndebele Joe “Ferrari” Sibanyone delayed a road project, that was aimed at developing the R571. Because he demanded that the project managers, use his material for the project. Joe “Ferrari” later brought his trucks to

• Arsenal finishing 2nd is called BOTTLERS • Man Utd finishing 3rd is called PROGRESS

We thank the SANDF for honouring its debt owed to the City of Tshwane. #TshwaneYaTima

THERE IS NO EMPIRE!!!! YOU WORK 40 HOURS A WEEK ON MICROSOFT EXCEL!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!!!!!

Had no rotation for years due to Tomiyasu and Timber injuries Managed a joint issue that required him to play through significant pain for over a year Finally got the surgery but never came back the same Laid his body down in service to the club, true definition of a legend🫡

Such a shame, just ahead of the three biggest games of his life. Heartbreaking for a player who has been such a key part of Arsenal’s upwards trajectory since his arrival.

You see South Africans will liberate you African cowards, because of us that shithole called Ghana remembered they have to do something for their citizens. May we South Africans continue to beat you slaves so your governments can remember you bums exits.👍🏾😂😂😂

TS Galaxy Jou lekker ding 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾 #BetwayPrem

Miguel Cardoso record at Mamelodi Sundowns: ❌ Nedbank Cup ❌ Champions League final ❌ Club World Cup group ✅ Won Betway league because of the previous coach early good start ❌ MTN 8 ❌ Carling Cup ❌ Nedbank Cup ❌ Lost the Betway league

Inflation is at a three-year high. Everything costs more — groceries, gas, healthcare, a plane ticket. The math is simple. Every American dollar spent overseas on war is a dollar that could’ve been spent here at home to pay for a dignified life. It's time we change the equation.

“After review, West Ham no.19 commits a foul….” Arsenal how can I make this my ring tone fr!!!

Why does almost nothing in the Congo work properly? A Chinese businessman tries to explain to a local Congolese man

Seems like intelligence in the country is only used to spy on each other cos clearly ayisebenzi - no ways that citizens know more about Black Rock than the state.

The best security measure to prevent Arsenal fans from taking over Selhurst Park is by avoiding defeat at the Etihad tonight. It’s literally in your hands. Get a result and no Arsenal fans will bother you.

I just know I’m gonna shed a few tears when they finally life that trophy man

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