Congratulations on being the worst part of trail mix.

Hell is full of pull/push doors but the first way you try will always be the wrong way.

It is fruitless to wish you had started years ago. In the future you will wish you had started now. Don't wish. Act.

Oh see ....after a day of news ... this is the antidote

adam: hey man i really like these boob thingies you made god: lol thought you would buddy adam: quick question tho god: yeah adam: what...what do i do with them? god: oh um... adam: cuz i’ve been pokin em and stuff but eve’s not really a fan

You’ll live your life making Yourself happy... Or Other people happy.. They are two different things... And Life’s endless dilemma....

I’m starting this ground swell - the people’s movement - I want #BillMurray on the Joe Rogan EXPERIENCE!!! Please RT until your fingers bleed!

I feel bert kreischer with my soul on this!

Joe Biden says the attack on Soleimani was an abuse of power by Donald J. Trump But in 1995 he literally wrote the law giving him the authority to call the strike: He called the power to repel an armed attack on the US “Inherent Presidential Powers” What changed, Joe? 🤔

"Nothing is so certain as that the evils of idleness can be shaken off by hard work." —Seneca

Holy shit!?!

And this is where I’m at...

Who taught him how to flip a coin!?! That looked like some shady ish to me! Kinda like the entire Iowa caucus..

Let’s just pray for Ryan Newman his family and team right now.

This wins today!

Hmmmm... Nothing to see here folks, move along.

Liberals in 2020: TrUmP WiLL sTaRt wOrLd WaR ThReE!!! Liberals in 2023: 👨‍🦯

Everyone, yes everyone, is far right! 😂

End Wokeness The audience laughter track was inserted. No one was laughing but her. The cackling is just intolerable.

They knew. They have known for years.