Nobody asked about the tax affairs of the people we evacuated out of Sudan on RAF flights with support of the Parachute Regiment. This whole idea of conditional support and that you are somehow unpatriotic if you emigrate to improve your life is extremely funny when we are

When you realise this is the ubiquitous mindset of civil servants it becomes clear why Britain has become as it is.

It's shocking what Labour will do in trying to lure Green voters back.

For all their many many many (oh so many) faults, I don't remember the Tories in government ever saying Labour was unpatriotic for opposing them. Why do they keep doing this? They think the govt is the state? They don't know what "patriotism" is and they've invented a definition?

Baffling.

Imagine having to go through this heavily guarded check point every day just to get to the shops to buy bacon and eggs. That's life in Palestine. #VivaFilistina

Replenishing the strategic cringe reserve.

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ (Please don't actually. Starmer will immediately hand it over along with the crown jewels and Kent)

LOAC

No war is illegal on stolen land.

This is essential for building rapport and therefore minimising the use of force. So I'm going to keep playing for a bit, thank you.

I can't imagine any Met Assistant Commissioners even being physically capable, let alone inclined, to hop a fence and pursue someone who just threw a bomb at them.

The Benns, Kinnocks, Milibands, Hoyles, Hopkins, Leadbeaters, Eagles, Vazes, Reeves, and Nandys were all unavailable for comment.

Will there be red squirrels on the new bank notes?

1. This account is nothing to do with Clarkson and posts nonstop shit. 2. Anyone upset by this but who couldn't correctly identify the source of the intimidation and violence in the 2024 election doesn't get to choose this as the moment to be concerned about violence in politics.

Leftism derives fundamentally from a hatred of one's father. Exhibit 94748983:

Why is it always the poster boys/girls? It seems like the Met's comms team are better at picking out wrong'uns than the vetting team.

I accused grieving mothers of defamation because I'm a good person.