Tired of living in Elf on the Shelf tyranny? Not looking forward to the Elf forgetting to move and causing your kids emotional distress? I am a public servant and will take the heat for you. My gift to tired parents. P.S. - If you love your elf, keep your elf. No contempts.

Three years ago today, Duke Men’s Basketball waxed the floor with Kentucky, 118-84. You love to see it! #𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔥𝔬𝔬𝔡 🔵😈

Lookin’ at that second helping like

@YoungHarrisMBB is leading the nation in made 3’s per game. 15.0 made threes per game puts the Mountain Lions first in all of NCAA Division I and Division II

Congrats to Andelin Hill earning Defensive Player of the Game title 🤍 #theYHCway

King Cake Baby Yoda #StarWarsNight

WON KNOX! #TOOK

BSB | No. 30 YHC Baseball 6, Abbey Athletics #RaisetheRed 5 | Final | Jackson Jones hits walk-off 2-run homer! #DefendTheDen

3 points: One Knox #TOOK

Omae wa mou shinderu

Hey Knoxville… oneknoxsc.com/tickets mark mckeever

Messed with Texas. #TOOK

Only the best opening line of any song ever. ONLY. jenny lewis

Matt Olson is the first #Braves player to homer in all three games of a three game set against the #Mets since Dansby Swanson, 46 minutes ago.

The Braves are going to get swept so the Mets can lose the 3rd game of a triple header on Thursday.

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30 years ago today, COACH PRIME became the first player to suit up for an NFL and MLB game on the same day ⚾️🏈 #ForTheA || #DirtyBirds

Just in case you needed another reason to hate the Astros.

This exchange between Rep. Burchett and Secretary Buttigieg was really nice to see yesterday. Watch till the end.