Just because you’re a fuckup and a layabout doesn’t mean you can’t give good advice

this beer is upsetting my cavity

on I-10 with my friends you wouldn’t get it

anyone else have eyes on the moon right now?

I only buy these every once in a while cause they’re like $5 or something stupid but it’s the best drink I’ve ever had

the Christmas nostalgia bait on instagram got me again

babe can you buy me the new scooby doo fortnite skin

open.spotify.com/track/49Hkgl03…

in the air of today is tomorrows dust?

shaving my whole body before liking her story

focused on a word a bit too much so now it’s like i’ve never seen, heard, or used it

twitter mutuals, walk into your boss’s office right now and get me a job

social media companies are constantly making minute UI changes to convince me i’ve lost my mind

not to be thirty four years old but there’s a new tame impala album tonight

4 interviews this week when i was going months without 1 earlier this year 🤔

keep having to email my last employer for my final paycheck like “if you :) could please :) send me my final check :) that :) would be great :)”

she looks great