Does a backflip. Because he can.

"Cat names, huh? Why not... Annabelle?" The name just rang out in his mind. Don't ask.

"Thought I'd bring it up. How about... Smokey?"

|| I think I mighta accidentally choked out my boyfriend.--

|| WELL iM SORRY

|| ITS TRUE THOUGH

|| I'm sorry babe please forgive me ;u;

|| Same here though ahh--.

"I like that Gaige person. They're cool." Sticking up to the real Jack always makes Jack impressed.

"And when exactly did I make you proud?" x.com/_HJack69_/stat…

"You literally hate me to the point where I can somewhat /feel/ it." x.com/_HJack69_/stat…

"I'm not flattering myself. I can see the future, cause I'm always a FOOT ahead of you!" And now, he's running. x.com/_HJack69_/stat…

"HEY JACK! SOMETIMES, I WONDER IF WE GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT!" He's yelling this back at Jack. x.com/_HJack69_/stat…

Note! *All puns are created by Timothy, but are being borrowed by Jack. Thank you to Timothy! This is said like a medicine ad, very fast.

"TIM TAUGHT ME IT!" Might as well give credit where credit is due. x.com/_HJack69_/stat…

"BUT TIM'S A GREAT GUY!" x.com/_HJack69_/stat…

"HE'S STILL A GREAT GUY, WHILE YOU'RE JUST A TYRANICAL ASSSSSHOLE!" x.com/_HJack69_/stat…

"RATHER KISS AN ASS THAN SUCK A DICK LIKE YOUUUUUU!" x.com/_HJack69_/stat…

"BUT I CHOSE NOT TOO, WHILE YOU CHOSE TO FUCK AROUND WITH MOXXI!" x.com/_HJack69_/stat…

"I'm back from Pandora! What did I miss, cupcakes?" Oh great, he's alive.