The Static Fades The Smoke Clears The Big Bang The Cosmos start to reform And the Clock begins to tick again

You ever ask yourself: why do things always repeat? Why does it seem like the same things happen over and over again? It isn't supposed to be like this An increase in the frequency of repeated events is an anomaly The stacks normally take time to be rebuilt before falling again.

The cycle should progress, but slowly. The wheel of fate has begun spinning out of control. The limiter has been broken. The revolutions are beginning to overlap. This is not right. This is not right. This is not right. ...what deal did you all make this time?

The end and the beginning are now as one The interim is fast approaching BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE

Ouroboros so true bestie

everyone say 'thank you niq'

And thus, the cycle begins again

Ouroboros what

i think there's something wrong with my copy of blaseball

You know, there's another Forbidden Book some people don't want us to Open. And it is called The Holy Bible

Our Kicks! As ILB Commissioner and legal Notary, I hereby confer upon the Charleston Shoe Thieves the title of Season X Champion with a Golden Record of 65-25 and all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto!

I took my once-in-a-cycle nap, what I miss

ffs umpires

#FLISHBALLUPDATE? We've received vital information that #Fishblade was one of the inaugural BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE teams, before the Discipline Era. We'll be tasking our most elite reporters to dig into this right away. We will get to the bottom of this mystery!

If a player with Can't Lose plays against a player with Can't Lose, they will both end up on the winning team. Thus on long enough time scale, there will be an organized unit of dozens of Can't Lose players switching from team to winning team [stolen from Brokemia on crabitat]

Hey what I miss

ANNOUNCING: "we've been the garages", our incredible community's love letter to the end of BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE - 20+ songs to commemorate this wonderful game. Out on 5 Jan 2025! Pre-order out now for #BandcampFriday - you can listen to the first single right now! thegarages.bandcamp.com/album/weve-bee…

Waited almost 20 years to make this joke

"blaseball music legends" - bandcamp.com thanks for the shout out! And yes please do join us on Sunday (Jan 5) - 10pm GMT / 5pm ET / 2pm PT for the release party for We've Been The Garages, our heartfelt farewell to blaseball. See you there! thegarages.bandcamp.com/merch/weve-bee…

Today is the anniversary of Blaseball. And I missed this silly Baseball simulation game. Shame it didn't continue but it definetely helped me back when Covid was still around. So reposting my Commission Gif I did of Season 9, #charlestonshoethieves #Blaseball