Wait cheat day is for FOOD?

Y’all bendering, I’m slendering (I have an ED)

3 Stellas in and I forget what I was existentially depressed about

Recession got my barber upping the price on me. I need rent control for this fade bro

In the middle of the club solving a crossword puzzle

For the last month I’ve been coping the worst possible ways. But I’m stopping n growing

I’ma live life for mine that can’t anymore

John Carpenter on if he is one of the masters of horror films: “Sorry, I'm eating a Popsicle. I'm not a master of anything. I just want to play video games & watch basketball. That's all I care about doing. I don't want to bother anybody.” (Source: insider.com/john-carpenter…)

THE FELT MARAUDERS 11/17/23 AFTER ALMOST A DECADE OF FELT IT’S ONLY RIGHT WE FINALLY RELEASE FOOTWEAR. EVERYTHING DONE IN-HOUSE FROM DESIGN TO MANUFACTURING. THANK YOU Vibram® FOR THE SOLES. THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR ADVENTURES AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN. REAL LIFE. felt.

Everytime my boy Steven’s ab to drop me off home We end up saying fuk it n stop for a 6/12pk n end up talking shit til the end of it I think that’s so beautiful ❤️

Nauseated with my own self

Next life

we’ve all bought cocaine in homestead florida in 2017

‘SHOGUN’ has won 18 Emmys, an all-time record for a single season of TV. • Best Drama • Best Directing • Best Sound Mixing • Best Sound Editing • Best Picture Editing • Best Cinematography • Best Period Costumes • Best Main Title Design • Best Production Design • Best

The ‘SHOGUN’ team’s acceptance speech for their Emmy win. “You guys greenlit a very expensive sub-titled Japanese period piece whose central climax revolves around a poetry competition… thank you” See the full winners list: bit.ly/EmmyWins24

RIO FREE

La vida te da sorpresas Sorpresas te de la vida

Life’s too short Bite down and hold on Until death comes on me Game bred. No quit.