I tried to google my opponent for CW: California Grapplers then I realized I have no idea what her last name is still and ended up watching some dude cook miniature food

Who wants to join me in a tag thing? I kind of suck at tag teams FYI

Gonna drive a skewer into this chicks skull

Going to make that chick in Zion Wrestling eat a licorice flavored sausage during our match. I bet she taps

Hey CW: California Grapplers Is my opponent real or just a spelling error?

What the fuck?

Lots of clown ladies for Halloween

I’ll eat some before shoving it up your nose and stomping on your head

Hey Zion Wrestling can you hire Nic Cage as a referee for one night?

Watch Zion Wrestling to see me vs Akako Ogawa with referee Nic Cage

Tomorrow in Canada at Zion Wrestling I am gonna bring some weapons, fuck some shit up, probably bleed, totally gonna get my ass kicked and maybe I’ll leave the frozen North with a win

Tonight I'm gonna punch Johanna Abt in the stomach and maybe drive her face into a stack of tacks in CW: California Grapplers! If they don't let me us tacks I'll just try to find a way to win without weapons and shit.

I thought you were a fake person until now. Glad you are real and not a spelling mistake

You are good at being really generic too. Good for you! I'll see you in Hollywood for CW: California Grapplers! Do I have to pay extra to be crushed by the tall chicks boot?

Boss told me to use #CaliGrapps but I thought it was Grapes and we were gonna get free fruit

We got fucked up, bleed and put on a sick show!

First win in Zion Wrestling done. Made a duff look dumb in CW: California Grapplers. Not a bad week