Can’t wait to get started

R9 😍🇧🇷

Raffety to Nombe

‘I’ve got a great idea for Saturday lads’ 🤡

Defo read that different

If bumping into ref has affected Fernandes then there’s no way he should be captain of a club like that. Weak, poor, rat (backed him for first goal the prick!)

I would never put a Basement Jaxx song on a jukebox…..but they’re easily the best live band I’ve seen in 20 years 🤷‍♂️

So my fantasy football league came up with their last place punishment for this year… I should probably start researching.

Can he fly a helicopter? And does his daughter suck from soft? You win

This annoys me waaaaay more than it should…can’t be arsed to finish one and opens another. Same with bastard milk!! Yoots of today man 🤬

My man is wired HERO

Never doubted us! UTM

Is Danny Boy alive?!

Thought about bringing curtains back…..but I’d look like Mark bastard Feely 🤣🤣

Secrets Out. Been writing like a punk rock Wilbur Smith. Book coming out summer 2026. Preorder now or miss the apocalypse. lnk.to/superhans_more…

Karl Fletcher scored 172 Premier League goals and didn’t get a single England cap…

Holly Willoughby is 45 today. So here she is introducing a piece about Championship Manager 4!

Has anybody put them together yet