Here's your credit card back, 𝚍𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎.

Are you free tonight, 𝚍𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎?

Why are we even staying on this stupid resort. I don't even like the beach. This is all your fault. I don't want any more absurd drinks with idiotic umbrellas.

Kicking a rock. She hates vacations and warm places.

You told me we were going to Portugal, you, bastard.

Can't even joke around with my bisexual situationship anymore. Because of woke. ᅠ Back in the USSR—--...

You mean the cute tall guy?

?? What

No, no. The handsome Euroasian with grey temples and a really nice and hypnotizing voice. Oh, yes. ♡

You'd think it's the other way around...

You still do.

Oh, shut up. Don't get jealous.

I'm kindly asking.

You were born too late to be... but still, it was your one great mistake.

It's red.

Not a flaw. A mistake. They're different.