$TSLA 'can briefly serve as a boat' says Elon 💀 driver was trapped when doors locked and drowned 💀 Tesla can also serve as underwater coffin

JD Vance I'll see your UNindicted coconspirator and raise you one ACTUALLY-indicted war criminal.

The last major hardware component before Artemis II launches early next year has been installed. 🚀🇺🇸🌕 “Integrity” is our Orion spacecraft that will hold the Artemis II astronauts on their trip around the Moon. It’s now fully attached to the Space Launch System and we are one

NASA: hey SpaceX we need you to fulfill the HLS contract for Artemis III so we can land on the moon SpaceX:

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i ain’t reading all that im happy for u tho or sorry that happened

NEWS 🚨: In just 30 days, Artemis II will send astronauts around the Moon for the first time in over 50 years!! Currently targeting Feb 6, 2026 📅

Ivermectin is safe Ivermectin works for worm infections Ivermectin does not treat Covid Ivermectin does not treat cancer Hope that's cleared it up

Two cults. One mantra. Zero critical thinking.

I think war is coming. Whenever Trump says we might back off, that is when he usually attacks. Remember the people who lied you into this war, because it's going to be a debacle. The idea that we're doing it because we love people of Iran is comical. We're doing it for Israel.

Our NASA Artemis Moon rocket is ready to roll! We’re targeting no earlier than 7am ET (1200 UTC) on Saturday, Jan. 17, to begin the rocket's journey at NASA's Kennedy Space Center from the Vehicle Assembly Building to Launch Pad 39B. go.nasa.gov/4sIxd4H

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Stephen Miller Your 'assassin' with his hands up and phone out after your ICE agent shoved a woman to the ground. GFYS.

Maybe if he'd just stayed home with his family this wouldn't have happened.

Elon: "I will upgrade everyone who has FSD on HW3 to HW4 for free." **CANCELS THE CAR**

Elon Musk is so unlikable that not even the cabal of billionaire pedophiles want to hang out with him. Dude truly has no friends and will die alone

Elon Musk excitedly following all the other billionaire pedophiles around going "hey buddy! We going to the Big Secret Island this weekend and getting KRAY-ZAYYYY?" and they all go 🫤yeah man, I dunno, Jeff said the plane was pretty full this time...

Nigga can’t even build a family

Old enough to remember when Iran's nuclear program was "obliterated" a few months ago.