"President Tinubu’s Ministers Are Miserably Incompetent That You Don’t Even Know Their Names Or Who Holds What Portfolio" — Veteran Nollywood Actor, Charles Inojie

I really hate perpetual late comers. Are you 7yrs old that you cannot keep to time?

There's no way those who want to vote for APC outnumber those of us who want to vote APC out. No way!

I prefer Obi in Aso Rock

Can we forgive them and throw them back into the society as repentant coup plotters?

and by the Grace of God i’ll be 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, and so forth.

Can they move away so we can actually see the women omg.

"Atiku Abubakar is calling Bola Tinubu a thief and Bola Tinubu is also calling Atiku a thief. Both Atiku and Tinubu have not called Peter Obi a thief for once. Thief knows thief " ~ Dele Farotimi says..

This man is on a mission to decimate and destroy Nigeria completely.

Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

i’ll forever love the photographer that randomly took that one photo of her at homecoming

Palm oil, groundnut oil... what exactly is oil looking for in peppersoup?

the low quality was what made them funny though.

The best way to find typos is to reread the draft you’ve already circulated.

Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion. You just have a false god

The clouds you see above Nigeria are made from cocaine dust

Rushing to take pictures with him is not enough. If you believe he is what we need, make sure you go out and vote for him. Having a picture of him in your gallery doesn't mean much.

Sexual indiscipline will ruin your life