Cheer up, Jack. Things can only get better.

What the...? THAT'S why all my clothes were so stretched out! I KNEW I hadn't put on weight! 😲

Not a moment too soon. You've been looking a right state.

OnlyFans? 😉

What's with the new look, Jack? Are you wearing eyeliner? This some new mid-life crisis you're going through?

You could have at least changed out of your pyjamas before doing this interview, Jack. Very disrespectful. #PJsOrBeDamned

Excuse you, Jack Savage! I am anything but desperate, thank you very much. If you expect me to come crawling back, you're going to need to start treating me a whole lot better.

Oh my God, Maddie, shut UP! I do NOT!! 😳

Birthday girl! 🎂

Don't worry, Jack! I'm on my way! 🛩 Did you miss me? Or just my rangy old kangaroo anus? 🦘 🍩

Best wishes to you and yours this Christmas! 🎄

Or notches on your bedpost, Jack? 😉

My time to shine. 🏁 #Neeeoowwww!!

You should've called me, Jack! I love boxing. I'll take you on!

Love and Kisses, this Valentine's Day! 💋 m.youtube.com/watch?v=TiG3jJ…

Oh, more paperwork. Ripper. 😒

Jack Savage! You're queer?! 🌈 I had no idea! Congratulations! You're so brave! 🏳️‍🌈

I don't know why, but I'm thinking about going blonde. 💆‍♀️

Well, not to brag, but I was actually blonde in the '90s, before it was cool. ☺️

At last, a man around here with good taste. 😘