Get your body moving today.

“I’m the healthiest man alive”- Me to myself after eating a banana.

When homicides outside, man I’m not

I don’t care what the post is, how much you like/dislike it, or if you have an opinion on it. Never and I mean never should you comment on anyones post and say “love this!”, thanks.

“I could tell she ratchet by the way she wearing her weave”- 21

Hit the streets with a heater under my dungarees…..

I have now determined that “life lately” is also not a caption that should ever be put on a social media platform to show a collage of pictures or anything for that matter.

I'm not gonna lie there is so much sexual tension between me and the FedEx lady, but sadly we are enemies.

Some of the most corrupt and evil ppl call themselves Christians. Some go to church and can recite the Bible like the disciples and be full of it.

“I hate the drugs but I love the numb.” - Cudi

Wouldn’t you rather get along

Hey! Don’t post your “AI” pics because you know? It’s…. Not you right? It’s not you? Ok yeah no it’s not you though. Cool.

“The game sharper than a mothafuckin’ razor blade”

“Imma sucker for love”- Pac

The biggest threat to America is food. God we are fat.

“You ain’t from my planet we don’t speak the same language.”

Deep down I think about you all day mommy

My mojo so dope, bitch.

My ex ask me, "Where you movin'?", I said, "On to better things, "

“He is risen.” Is bad grammar, and I stand by that.