Y’all gotta stop being weird about aging. Getting older is a literal gift.

Thursday should respectfully be the end of the work week.

Black women earning degrees is forever a flex and I’m tired of people acting like it’s not. It was once ILLEGAL for us to read. Every graduation is a form of resistance.

Night owl fr.

You can tell who just started listening to Tank within the last decade… Let me tell you my mama had Tank blasting in the car when I was kid. Damn near his whole catalog is in my Apple Music. Im truly a fan.

You going to the wrong salon. Cause JK nails be me having in the clouds.

Meg The Stallion 🔥

1997 Champs 🏆 1998 Champs 🏆 1999 Champs 🏆 2000 Champs 🏆 The first dynasty in the WNBA. The Houston Comets will be back in 2027!!

"I have to wake up early tomorrow" Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

One thing I don’t mind paying for is convenience. It’s always going to be a yes for me.

Tilman Fertitta walking into Lakewood Church to kick out Joel Osteen and reopen The Compaq Center

Every black person knows that LL Cool J made history in this movie by becoming the first black person to survive a horror movie

They bet not be on that bs tonight!

if u in houston & u say the best taco u had was Velvet Taco.. i’m genuinely gonna beat yo ass

Nigga said Offset gives Motown and he definitely does. Group broke up, lost a member, getting shot cause of gambling debt, in Vegas losing it all, losing ya wife and being embarrassing about it, money, hoes, drugs. You David Ruffin!

Megan thee stallion she's back 🇺🇲

One thing I learned long ago, PLAN YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY! Even if it’s just you celebrating alone. Don’t let nobody stop your shine on your day!!

It’s just too much going on today.

Mf like me gets naked right in front of the washing machine