the queens gambit but it’s bananagrams

yes everyone should make the effort to properly pronounce a persons name, but can I remind everyone that Siobhan, Sinead and Niamh ARE pronounced how they’re written?? They are IRISH names written in IRISH??? Why don’t people understand this?????

shaun is confused about why I’m ‘neglecting’ the belated Yuletide gift he gave me - a bottle of expired sea kelp tablets

Shaun: CAITRIN! What is the meaning of Super Trouper????

Men. Let's play connect the dots.... ....P*ers M*rgan's comments on live TV about the length of his coworker's dress...his relentless incel-esque hounding of a woman who dared declare her boundaries to him...

sloths are robots and I will not be convinced otherwise

never thought putting on 20 pounds would feel so great - I fully recommend doing whatever you want all the damn time #eatingdisorderrecovery

I am passionate about bringing down my iphone screen time. Which is why I now use my laptop

No. This has simply gone too far.

sometimes I look so bad that I’m offended when my iPhone recognises me

I should be able to sue if I order a dessert and it contains raisins

my brother has released his new ranking table of the family and I am finally number one, which confirms my suspicion that I am in fact the best

my toxic trait is that when I return an item and get a refund I see this as money I have gained as a profit, a gift, she is an entrepreneur

disappointed to learn that getting awarded a ‘key to the city’ is a ‘beloved symbol of civic recognition’ and not a magic key that can open every door in that city like I assumed as a child

having a terrible attention span is amazing because you can listen to the same podcast every day and it is new everytime x