I want to see the screenplay that this is the proverbial "basketball-playing dog" for

Started looking at Elden Ring armour sets on the bus. Guy sitting near me glanced over, and then proceeded to do the same thing lmao

Benjamin Wheeler you're an influencer

Amy the Amazonian ☕ 💕 🤖 Nooooooo

Brenna sent me this - but I assure you. Jordan Hopkins is almost certainly a real man

LRT: It took like a full 15 seconds for it to click that "one of your made up handles" in context are the literal characters from the strip

Shit man seems like they got everybody

I feel deeply validated that touch interfaces suck shit and always have, actually.

this is the funniest possible way to die in Ukraine

Welcome to operation defend traditional values comrade american. Please take this cardboard plate carrier filled with styrofoam and advance west until you are killed or relieved

Ten minutes later you are blown to pieces by a grenade dropped on top of your head by a 26 year old former web developer codenamed “Autismus” who scratches another line into the case of his ROG laptop

i guess we doin hardware stores now

LRT: I saw this with my sound muted and I didn't realize what was going on until "automatic circumcisers" went by

this is my emotional support carwash. whenever I get sad I ssh into this Montenegrin carwash I found on shodan 12 years ago and spin the rollers a bit. makes me feel real again