There’s no Celsius in the microkitchen. Idk how I’m expected to work under these conditions.

Actually profound

Oh my god. How depressing is it that no matter where you get to in life, you will never escape the hellish torture that is Google Slides…

4 months ago I was living in Miami… Today it’s 45* in NYC so I’ve convinced myself it’s OK to wear a tshirt

incredible that the 49ers lost the Super Bowl because they didn’t prepare the players on an OT coin toss…

ok I’ll bite. What’s dune…

65* in nyc but all my summer clothes are still packed away 😩

People who take the elevator to floor 2 instead of the stairs… 🫠

Is there any better song than Run DMC’s Walk This Way to hype you up in the morning

very eggscited to share what we’ve been building. it’s far from perfect but I’m actually pretty happy with it… 😌🌸

I remembered why I don’t watch Warriors basketball anymore…. 🤢

my apple monitor slightly crooked at a 2 or 3° angle and its annoying the living 💩 outta me. I cannot work under these conditions.

there is so much cool stuff on the internet, just very hard to find all its nooks and crannies

whats the point of using autolayout if youre putting everything in groups anyways 🤬

I made an ugly af google slide deck ONE time and it has now propagated everywhere. There are remnants of its ugly ass literally everywhere. I open random slides from ppl not in my org and I see it. It cannot be defeated.

mid takes on fonts is an insta-block for meeeee

holy moly

99% convinced that nobody who worked on the redesign of the Yahoo Fantasy Football mobile app, actually plays fantasy football