Me explaining to my kids what happened to Gaethje at UFC 300:

Interesting stat: If you were to exclude Max Holloway's first 18 UFC fights, he'd still hold the record for most significant strikes landed in UFC history. 🤯 #MMA #UFC

This nigga said in the beginning of euphoria, “ i can even predict your angle.” He knew Drake was gonna talk about his family. And made an entire record about Drakes with individual verses. And before Drake dropped. Dot made a verse warning him that he got info. I told

drake: aaaaaa your “wife” is mixed 😂 kendrick:

How Kendrick doing Drake rn

That size 7 heavy then a bitch right now

BRO MOONED THE CROWD LMAOOO DERRICK LEWIS IS ONE OF ONE #UFCStLouis

BREAKING: Trey Lance still fucking sucks.

You know what day it is, fight day. #UFC305 LFG

Nobody will remember: - Your salary - How “busy you were" - How many hours you worked People will remember:

at least Draymond was working on his game

Yall remember Pimp C telling us about #Diddy the Diddler? I guess he just died randomly for no reason, too.

Khalil Rountree seeing "Alex Pereira" in the fight contract his cult gave him

Me right now: #UFC308

Jon Jones finding out 12-6 elbows are legal now

AND THE NEW UNITED STATES PRESIDENT IS... *music hits* WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S BERNIE SANDERS!! BERNIE SANDERS IS CASHING IN HIS MITB BRIEFCASE!!

Manel HATES Kai and Izzy 😭 Bro said he’s not gonna say a bad word on ESPN and then proceeded to drop f bombs 💀 (via UFC)

Jalen Hurts lighting his victory cigar:

Nigga look like a normal mad white person ctfu