"We don't all get paid in Monopoly money, honey. But like I said, I'm willing to lower my rate."

"Hell of a scam to throw myself into a horde of monsters without getting paid upfront, you're right..."

"Nice doing business with you, honey. You'll have those baths cleared in no time."

"... I think more customers will make up for the lost revenue. Where's this mountain, anyways?"

Haukka pulled out this... folded carbon-steel looking thing. She gave it a thrust with her fist, and it thwang-ed into a full bow. "Lead me."

"Sure is, kiddo." She fit her head between the bow and string, bow now diagonally across her chest.

"Don't worry." Haukka pulled on the string; releasing it to -thwap- against her leather coat. It sounded powerful. "It's real."

"As real as it gets. Lead the way, kiddo."

Massive dohoonkabhankoloos.

❖ ── ✦ ──『✙』── ✦ ── ❖ "I've tried so hard to Hide" ✿ Crinos Wolf ✿ Mafia Elite ✿ Cult Runner ✿ Seductress ✿ Non/Lewd ✿ SingleShip #DMsOpen #RP

A solemn silence, from across the sea...

// Jokes on you, my characters already are all stupid

❝ Curiouser and curiouser... ❞ ──────【 ♕ 】────── ❧ Alice, Knight of Wonderland ❧ Multiverse friendly ❧ Open to plotting ❧ Sources in card ──────【 ♕ 】────── ❝ ... 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥? ❞ ↻ + ♡

Nine-Fabled Journeys Read: twitlonger.com/show/n_1srkjc4

// Bump.