Give or take 30mins

Applying for jobs in 2010: "Attach resume." Applying for jobs in 2026: "Manually retype your entire resume into 47 boxes."

bro the rate at which our parents dey press phone these days actually dey alarming.

Not a fan of this set up man

Horrible end. When you’re overly calculated in a tie like this, it’s what you probably deserve. I get the approach, but it’s the worst way to get knocked out. With that regret you didn’t truly go for it. Still waiting for a game where we just go at Arsenal at full strength.

Even their media posts start from the corner

🚨 Enzo Fernández is a HUGE Taylor Swift fan! He is nominated for the Premier League Player of the Month award. 👉 Vote for him from here: potm.easports.com/en-gb/leagues/… #TAYLORSWIFT #SWIFTIE

Could you explain why Chukwueze has more assists than Saka despite having only 580 minutes of play in the Premier League? 🤔

In the world of jujustu twins are regarded as one single entity and thus share the same fate

I don’t understand how anyone doesn’t rate Enzo Fernandez. Fabulous footballer. Could’ve had two assists that half too

F**k the league points. BRO THERE'S UCL I NEED YOU TO HELP ME WIN OO. KEEP YOUR HEAD UP. YOU'RE A CHELS 💪🏾💙💙

People for ball house yesterday no fit even insult Palmer yesterday but omo that miss pain plenty people oloun But we move

Joy go first wound me

Tell me you don’t watch Moises Caicedo without telling me you don’t watch Moises Caicedo

Probably one of the purest joys as a university student is opening a PowerPoint, seeing 28 slides… and realizing 8 of them are just pictures.

They do this all week then turn around and be asking “why does every fanbase hate us?” when you troll them back

Does he know when a keeper makes a ridiculous save or has an unbelievable game the saying is ‘ he turned into prime Neuer’.

The president will be smart to move it for political reasons but, this says a lot about us Muslims complaining about the schedule. Why can’t we vote during Ramadan? If we can work honestly during Ramadan, why can’t we vote honestly & peacefully?

You don't get how this fan base operates. Let me break it down. When Chelsea fans have a fav in your position, you become public enemy #1 Alternatively when they have a public enemy in your position, you become emergency favourites and they become blind to your ills. Pedro

Local Manchester United fans see Manchester City as local rivals and that’s valid. As for International fans we couldn’t give two fu*ks about Manchester City, we rarely meet them but you see Arsenal fans, we are neighbors, family members and childhood friends 😭😭😭