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Ahmd

@orwellianman

Zookeeper turned Solicitor turned Barrister, still mostly a Zookeeper. ⚖️

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calendar_today19-11-2016 17:34:18

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Every bastard who thinks shaving moustache makes him virtuous is just advertising how empty he really is. God save us all from the evil of men who mutilate their faces in the name of religion. Amen!

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One should only have a working relationship with the state not a romantic relationship. The state is in contract with you not in love with you.

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چۍ افسانۍ ې د پېړۍ پر لېمو شپۍ تېروۍ تر سنګسارونو تر مېدانه زې ښاغلې خلګ…

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In Pashto they say “چې مشر ې غومبر وې اختر بې مازېګر وې! Thanks to these idiots, I am seeing it happen in real time for the first time in my living memory اختر مو مبارک سه مجاحد ملته! 🤣

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There’s a special kind of confidence that comes from knowing absolutely nothing. Mosharraf Zaidi 🇵🇰 a garbage commentator, embodies it perfectly. Let’s fix that, here’s the real story of how Mr. Jinn and Shaheed-e-Millat got along. Ref: My Brother, by Fatti Jinn

There’s a special kind of confidence that comes from knowing absolutely nothing. <a href="/mosharrafzaidi/">Mosharraf Zaidi 🇵🇰</a> a garbage commentator, embodies it perfectly. Let’s fix that, here’s the real story of how Mr. Jinn and Shaheed-e-Millat got along. 
Ref: My Brother, by Fatti Jinn
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How do u even stitch a shalwar for this one? 🤣 Pak proper is batshit crazy, look at her, the desperation lol Maleeha Lodhi once shared carrion with the top vultures, now out here trying to sell some majoon for them. 🤣🤣 Granny! Literally the only thing v ever sell is Bum Barood

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صاحبِ ساز کو لازم ہے کہ غافل نہ رہے گاہے گاہے غلط آہنگ بھی ہوتا ہے سروش۔ اقبال۔

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What a beautiful portrait of His Majesty Ghazi Amanullah Khan, a man who introduced a constitution long before their Daddies had a شناختی کارڈ. Your petty insults don’t reach such heights, they only reveal the rot within Pakistan proper’s mindset. You stinky Patwaris!

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Terrifying WW3 warning. Cenk Uygur reveals China and Pakistan officially warned they will nuke Israel if Israel drops a nuclear bomb on Iran. Trump's disastrous subservience to Netanyahu has put the entire world on the absolute brink of a nuclear holocaust.

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Pakistan’s bureaucracy isn’t failing, it’s functioning exactly as designed: a colonial relic built to control, delay, and extract, not serve. Blame games are just camouflage. The real problem is a system that was never meant for citizens, only for subjects.

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Thieves playing economy. Of 240 million, most can’t afford to survive. The 90 million abroad are escapees; the rest are breathing your unbearable ministerial stench.

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یہ چاپلوس یہ تیرے شیطان بندے جنہیں تو نے بخشی جھوٹی خدای دو نیم انکی ٹھوکر سے ساری رعیا ان کے ساے میں روتی ہے ساری خدای

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Schopenhauer’s writings have the least exaggeration and the most practicality. I find Camus and Nietzsche to be somewhat psychos.