don'ttalktomeimstillhungover

Why can't people just forget that typo

What Am I Doing Here

I don't exactpy know where I am but what I DO know is that wherever I am is hot and humid as hell and there's no wind so like. I can go outside and stand there for like five minutes and become a sweat factory

Oh I'm in fucking Alabama lmfao no wonder it feels like satan decided to sit his asscheeks here

Hey Blaine have you ever been to Alabama

...That implies you've mentally been there

I have no idea. I've just been wandering around this country and I stopped here last night.

I just don't know what to do with my existence rn so I'm just walking around and observing the stupidity that's going on in this country

It's very hot and humid here don't come here

I mean. Heat and humidity are fine I guess. What makes it bad is when there isn't any wind or clouds so the humidity is just. Sitting there

I much rather prefer colder climates. I could theoretically go to South America since it's winter for them but I'm not in the mood to leave the country.

/Finds a cluster of wild mushrooms that hasn't formed a circle yet /Geeeently kicks them and muttering Fuck off fuck off fuck off

It's not a circle yet. And it never will be

I am known for being that, yes

Being cursed by Fae is the least of my worries at this point