"Ya cansk inherik a pipe." -- Poopdeck Pappy

Today, when you ask yourself: Should I CHARGE? Or should I BLAST? Instead, consider: CHARGING and BLASTING.

Hey, I heard you can BET on the Super Bowl.

The merchandising opportunity is taking the reins!

Brilliant. (Art by Doc Shaner and Mitch Gerads.)

Yes, I am a model.

Book idea: My stupid tweets, unedited, with no context.

Wish this woman great success. Also wish she would clarify what "future of play" means.

We are all of us Monster Number One or Monster Number Two, it is not entirely clear. youtube.com/watch?v=J8uaQN…

You have forgotten. Here is your reminder.

This is what happens when we don't give gorillas library cards but do give them guns.

He doesn't know how to eat this megaburger with his human mouth.

Well done, Mega64.

I'm not the same man I was when I started microwaving this burrito, baby.

Hello, dear friend. (Xbox) #WWE2K26

Went to GDC in spirit, which is a lot better than going in person.

This time it's true: I canceled Star Trek.

Chicago -- the band, not the city -- wrote a song about the time. If you had done such, they would beat you with sticks.

This is your yearly reminder: Boba Fett got killed by a blind guy with a stick.

One thing no one thought about was the D would rise again. Tenacious D