Manifesting that my friends text back faster in 2025

Me, very drunk: oh look what time it is! Text my friends how much I love them oclock!

Just got back from the doctor and he said the whole gang is green

Did two shots now I feel like this

Did you miss me? Xoxo

Popular Youre gonna be popular !

“I don’t care what you are.. just be that for me” Lfmaoooo okay coworker

In honor of it being my birthday I want everyone to eat a Hot Pocket in the shower

Apartment is too small for a cat so I resorted to a rolly polly farm

The fashion trend of purses being shaped like a cardboard box has GOTTA GO!!!

I’m most likely gonna be deleting this app off my phone because it just isn’t for me anymore. If you wanna keep in touch here’s my tumblr, insta, and bluesky!!!