I will get you guys back tomorrow and the next day and the next. Orlando forever!

I'm about to Orlan-do it!

we've reached 400!! it's been a pleasure tweeting with you, orlandos.

Being Orlando has taught me a lot about the world.

And there! We did it! Woo-hoo! I will get you guys back tomorrow.

I should be able to follow again in a few hours. I will get back all my sweet Orlando brothers.

Orlando is back, baby! If I missed you in my Orlando wave of love, message me and I'll follow you anywhere!

In Orlando you can trust

Before you do anything, just ask yourself, "What would Orlando do?" The answer might surprise you.

A big thank you to all my followers! Let's see this things to one million!

If I miss following you back, your name doesn't have to be Orlando. I'm here for the good of everyone.

Not my sexiest look

Being Orlando is a lot like being a birthday cake. Everyone wants a piece of you, and you're delicious.

Hey! Everyone should follow @JohnDawsonJacks He probably won't follow you back, but his books will blow your mind!

I wasn't available yesterday, and I apologize. I was just out being Orlando.

When is #SleepyHollow coming back? I miss seeing me.

Hello, this is your Orlando speaking. Prepare for liftoff.

Hello, world!

I lied. Um...all that stuff I said about being a crack head. It just helps me sell magazines. I'm actually an unemployed software engineer.

Everyone should be singing right now. I don't care what you're doing. Sing a little song. I dare you.