#HappyFriendshipDay all my others out there!!!! My true best friend is myself (and the hundreds of other mes). #GISHWHES #OrlandoArmy

#IDontGetHarryPotter like, why not use pens instead of quills? They're a lot less work. #IDGHP #GISHWHES

I've clicked "Follow" so many times the word looks unnatural to me now. #GISHWHES #OrlandoArmy

I trick myself because it says "Orlando Jones retweeted your tweet" nad I'm like "HOLY SHIT ORLANDO JO-ohhhhh." #GISHWHES

I ship Destiel so hard you guys. I like can't even! #GISHWHES

Let's make it trend! #IDGHP!

I have so many followers! I feel like God or something! #GISHWHES

The pilot of #SuperSleepy shall be called "The Attack of the Brolandos." #GISHWHES

We should all retweet one of Orlando Jones Comedian' tweets and break Twitter! We should beat Ellen's selfie! #GISHWHES

Thanks to all you #brolandos I have made it to 400! Keep those follows comin' and I'll keep dishin' them out! #GISHWHES

I do believe I see the humble beginnings of a cult. #GISHWHES #Brolandos

I am Orlando blind. I follow all Orlandos. #GISHWHES

Guys, I have a confession. #IDGHP I Don't Get Harry Potter. :(

I know how you feel, Ron. I don't get Harry Potter either. #IDGHP

#AnacondaOnITunes #AskTroye #bootsandhearts #VELD2014 #rickychat Andy Dalton Canada The Bengals Super Bowl Jerusalem #GISHWHES

Why is Hermione Granger-THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE SCHOOL- in Gryffindor?!?! #IDGHP #IDontGetHarryPotter

What even IS Hufflepuff? #IDGHP #IDONTGETHARRYPOTTER

Hagrid: "There's not a single witch or wizard who went bad who wasn't in slytherin". THEN WHAT WAS SIRIUS!?!?! #IDGHP #IDontGetHarryPotter

How did the boa constrictor wink at Harry if SNAKES DON'T HAVE EYELIDS?! #IDGHP #IDontGetHarryPotter

How did the Dursleys get back from the little shack? #IDGHP #idontgetharrypotter