That wasn’t no NBA trade. That was a drug deal 😂

drake rolled out on stage like this

“Yeah I’ll do a Miller Light and close it out thanks boss”

“I don’t even like mustard on a hamburger imagine having to eat a human.” Hank Lemieux

Mike Gundy in the transfer portal this spring #GoPokes

I think all the Texas County Musicians who’s day job is hvac should come together to put a/c inside Gruene Hall

JUST ANNOUNCED 🤩 ⁠ Giovannie Yanez are headed to the World's Largest Honky Tonk on Friday, November 7.⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠Tickets go on sale THIS FRIDAY at ⁠10 AM CST!

Cannot wait to be back!! How nuts would it be if we got to plant our big meaty claws in cement!

Adrian Beltré’s statue is here! 🐐

Elvis never misses an opportunity 😂

Xavier Worthy fantasy drafters

Ngl selling breakfast tacos at the end of the night when the bar is about to close is a move I wish I would have thought of!!

Real ones know. Dryer is super light. It’s that gahdamn washer.

Waiting for @NedShneebly tweets on that monstrosity of a game!!

Panic! at the Honky Tonk Where do I start? What a day to be a tight end for dallas. Apparently the only other person to be targeted by Dak outside of the bears defense. Shoutout the play calling for taking Ceedee out of the game in the first quarter. Not like our running backs have carrying the offense

All that Boys From Oklahoma Money wasted on firing Mike Gundy! Sad day to be a OSU fan! Good thing there’s another concert next year!!

lost it

You’d think it would be in the US constitution that we don’t do ties!!