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Orlando Jones

@orl4nd0jones

The 101% real Orlando Jones, representing the VelveteenRabbits and following back

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calendar_today03-08-2014 01:31:26

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Henceforth, the only acceptable payment method in movie theaters is arm wrestling. Unless you are Orlando Jones (me). Then everything's free

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I'm a bit of a seer. I predict that this week many innocent and some guilty people will have their mugshots taken. Crime? Demonic possession

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If you happen to see a Popcorn Child Monster around, know that it can be banished with kale. Broccoli, asparagus and other veggies work too.

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If it's a Popcorn Adult Monster, though, you should try things like taxes and forcing it to make phone calls to get rid of it.

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Who here likes puzzles? I find them really easy which is why I do them eyes closed, standing on my head and wearing three pairs of mittens.

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Summer is the perfect time to make cute gingerbread villages and sprinkle (fake/demon) blood all over them to make them more dramatic.

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Please, become bone marrow donors. The world's greatest kitchens can't make their special dishes without this quality ingredient.

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2.5 hours left GISHers! Dress up your Barnyard SPN extras, and finish editing your drive-thru videos! Let's make GISHBOT work! #GISHWHES