Henceforth, the only acceptable payment method in movie theaters is arm wrestling. Unless you are Orlando Jones (me). Then everything's free

How many clothespins can you fit on your body? My record is 5. Ha! Bet you mere mortals can't beat that.

Peanut butter is bad. Don't cover yourself in it. It attracts jellyfishes. Ouch.

I'm a bit of a seer. I predict that this week many innocent and some guilty people will have their mugshots taken. Crime? Demonic possession

If you happen to see a Popcorn Child Monster around, know that it can be banished with kale. Broccoli, asparagus and other veggies work too.

If it's a Popcorn Adult Monster, though, you should try things like taxes and forcing it to make phone calls to get rid of it.

Who here likes puzzles? I find them really easy which is why I do them eyes closed, standing on my head and wearing three pairs of mittens.

Weather forecast for today: Sunny with a high chance of water balloons. Wearing a suit increases the risk of getting wet.

#IDGHP #IDontGetHisProblem I really don't. He won't give it to me. He won't even tell me what it is. I want his problem.

In the name of equality, #IDGHP #IDontGetHerProblem either. What a pair. Why does no one want to give me their problems?

Summer is the perfect time to make cute gingerbread villages and sprinkle (fake/demon) blood all over them to make them more dramatic.

This year's hottest wedding look: kitchenware. They also double as great weapons for the inevitable jellyfish invasion.

I'm Orlando Jones.Just so none of you forget that Though how could you, I'm unforgettable.

It's a hot day. Everyone should go to the beach or pool. Don't forget your candy swimwear.

Please, become bone marrow donors. The world's greatest kitchens can't make their special dishes without this quality ingredient.

Make 7-Up Yours! #TBT

So I heard my homeboy JP wasn't into excel files..Thought this might change your mind Jared Padalecki Misha Collins #GISHWHES

Shhh, relax. It'll be all over soon. The era of the jellyfish has arrived. Kneel. I am your new god.

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Hot Pasta With Jam Sauce. [WERK] #CookingFastandFreshwithWest

2.5 hours left GISHers! Dress up your Barnyard SPN extras, and finish editing your drive-thru videos! Let's make GISHBOT work! #GISHWHES