My Marvel Entertainment-loving daughter just called Colin Jost "Mr. Johansson" and I'm here for it.

Thank you Virginia Employment Commission for your automated phone system. 9 minutes to get to a person, who then hangs up before asking a question. Went through that 2x now, still haven't been able to file. I guess that's one way for the state to save $.

Classic example of no UX testing & the power of open source tech. "These Parents Built a School App. Then the City Called the Cops" #publicinteresttech ⁦WIRED⁩ apple.news/Arpi23NXmRNCXR…

If Jamaica doesn't get someone sent off, it'll be a miracle. They leave their feet on every other tackle and clearance. #USAVJAM

Has Pepi touched the ball this game? #USAVJAM

Forget it jake, it's Chinatown imgflip.com/i/5uftk1 via imgflip #USAVJAM

Welcome Washington Spirit to the DC Hall of Champions!!

Thank you YouTube TV for allowing me to bring #MICHvsOSU from my Airbnb to breakfast to the airport. #GoBlue Even watching on a small screen was totally worth it!!!!

Michigan is unbeaten against tOSU this decade. mgoblog @AceAnbender

Yesterday: 60 degrees. Today:

Joined the ⁦Peloton⁩ cult...err... club. Thanks ⁦@hannahcorbinnyc⁩ for a great 1st ride!!

If this isn't made into a children's book, that would be a crime. @peterhreynolds

it was a great day to be a Michigan Wolverine: 1) Michigan Women’s Basketball wins 1st hosted NCAA tourney game 2) Michigan Women’s Gymnastics wins B1G championship 3) Michigan Men's Basketball in 5th straight Sweet 16 4) Michigan Hockey wins B1G championship 5) Michigan Wrestling wins NCAA title at 125lbs & natl coach of the yr.

Celebrate #Juneteenth with Jews of Color from around the DMV as Washington Hebrew Congregation hosts a special Shabbat service and dinner, Friday, June 17. whctemple.org/event/juneteen…

He was out. The block was clean. He was short. Michigan Athletics 〽️ fans know what I'm talking about.

Vanilla Ice on the wall of hip hop legends 😂😂😂 #Grammys2023

When I got married 3 months ago, "Space Age Love Song" was what I walked down the aisle to. Now I'm seeing @flockofseagulls in person!

No #Olympic2024 montage at the end of the closing ceremony?!?! Say it ain't so NBC Olympics & Paralympics